How To Piss Off A Graphic Designer

This was sent to me by a fellow graphic designer, found on someone else's blog.

How to piss off a graphic designer:

1 ) Hide the crayons.
2 ) Ask them to keep a work log.
3 ) Stand behind them and give direction.
4 ) Touch their computer screen.
5 ) Make them use computers more than 3 years old.
6 ) Make them wait “awhile” to purchase the newest software versions.
7 ) Ask for a JPEG to be sent to a print publication.
8 ) Call Macs toys.
9 ) Pretend to know something about design.
10 ) Ask for anything at 4:45.
11 ) Tell them work starts at 8:00 not 8:02
12 ) Ask them for a Word document.
13 ) Tell them they need to work on a PC.
14 ) Ask them what Apples are good for anyway.
15 ) Put them in a cube farm.
16 ) Let the pop machine run out of Mt. Dew
17 ) Suggest that Microsoft Publisher or Pagemaker should be used to layout a project.

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